Wednesday, April 25, 2007

All cats should be secured to a wall...

...with Cook's Cat Glue!
Yes, Cook's Cat Glue is an amazing product that no household should find lacking.
Here is what the public at large has to say about Cook's Cat Glue:

"It's amazing--that cat was glued to the friggin wall!
I was entertained for hours!" --John M.
"Time, not space. No. I have no idea
what you're talking about." --Ian F.

Cook's Cat Glue--for all your mounting-taxidermied-cats-to-the-wall needs!
Cook's Cat Glue! Apply straight to the forehead!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Could you get my like...five of those?

Anonymous said...

cats suck, and i believe most everything should be secured to a wall. more glue please!

Anonymous said...

Well said.