The Tommy Tuberville Relocation Program.

36 - 0.

Hey Auburn, we just beat the hell out of you.
You know where you can stick those six fingers.
And let that seventh, which you were so ready to extend in the preseason, remind you of how many times you lost this season.
Enjoy watching the bowl games from the comfort of your own homes.
Roll Tide.

--the management

fin.

Here are my favorite album-ending tracks:

5) "That Cool Refreshing Drink" -- V Shape Mind / Cul De Sac
5) "Invisible Sun" -- Black Eyed Sceva / 5 Years 50,000 Miles Davis
5) "Passion Song" -- Black Eyed Sceva / Way Before the Flood
5) "Closing Down" -- Poor Old Lu / A Picture of the Eighth Wonder
5) "Moving On" -- Sixpence None the Richer / self-titled
5) "AFK" -- Pinback / Summer in Abaddon
5) "All Apologies" -- Nirvana / In Utero
4) "Regret" -- Dig Hay Zoose / MagentaMantaLoveTree
3) "Trolley Wood" -- Eisley / Room Noises
2) "Rosinante" -- Model Engine / The Lean Years Tradition
1) "Would" -- Alice in Chains / Dirt

It's my damn blog. I can have seven #5's if I want to.

First impressions.

Taking a cue from the film, High Fidelity, I have arranged a list of what I consider to be the Top 5 Side One, Track One songs of all time. They are listed in Song /Album / Artist format:

5. "Latter Days" / Good Dog Bad Dog / Over the Rhine
4. "Welcome to the Jungle" / Appetite for Destruction / Guns n Roses
3. "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band / (eponymous) / The Beatles
2. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" / Nevermind / Nirvana
1. "Hang You Upside Down" / The Lean Years Tradition / Model Engine

I would like to see what you guys think. So, by all means, respond with lists of your own.

--the management

The limitations of beer and of milk and cookies.

Nevermind. Spoke too soon.

Beer... and Milk and Cookies.

Any day can be salvaged.

And all I can do is read a book to stay awake...

So I was on YouTube, looking for a music video I had referenced in an earlier conversation. And then one thing led to another, and I think I pretty much watched all of my favorite videos from the 90's.
The best music video of all time is, in my humble opinion, No Rain by Blind Melon. Just in case anyone was wondering.

It's just another manic monday...

today has been a bad day. and it's not even 9 oclock yet. and i can't even get coffee. because i left my wallet at home.

i say all this to say, in a semi-public forum, that God is good. it makes me happy to be able to say that on a dreary monday. i'm thankful for that opportunity.

--the management