Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable.” --Helen Keller
5 comments:
Yeah, in case you unexpectedly have to fight Rodan, right? Honestly, what the hell does anybody need that thing for?
why does anybody need a pool table? think of the hours--nay, the years--of amusement that i could derive from this wonder-toy. too bad they won't let me buy one of these things. i would totally use it for good instead of evil. and by "good" i mean i would totally use it to make my neighbor's cat disappear.
I agree with Dan. I mean, gasoline powered? Seriously? If you want to kill a cat, just kill it. There is no need to send it exploding in every conceivable direction at high speeds.
And pool tables don't turn your organs into tissue fragments.
Gosh, turn your testosterone down a wee bit. ;)
Yeah, I'd vote for the pool table, too. But just in case you do get the gun, I got you an 80s-Anthrax-flashback themesong to go with it. Happy birthday early,
dw
Hey Dan,
Best song ever written.
Rodan better fear for his life.
Post a Comment