Ok, I was just reading some of my old posts, and I'm not sure I like that guy that was writing half of those entries, but...

...might I remind everybody that I do have my own theme music. Click here to be amazed.

College almost ruined me as a writer.

I have barely written anything since graduating college back in December 2008. That's like two decades in dog years. If I were a German Shepherd, I would totally...not go to work tomorrow. Because they don't allow dogs where I work.

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I have writer's jet lag.